People In Shape Ups

Sketchers Shape Ups are the most ridiculous thing to hit the street since sliced bread, if sliced bread had kankles and low self-esteem. This is where we ridicule people who wear them.

Oh true?  The last thing I want is my 7 year old daughter to “Have that bounce”.  

Curly mullet?  Check.Rad sleeveless shirt?  Check.Tight Jordache jeans?  Check.Rockin’ leather boots?  Oh, wait….you aren’t that guy in Winger. 

Curly mullet?  Check.
Rad sleeveless shirt?  Check.
Tight Jordache jeans?  Check.
Rockin’ leather boots?  Oh, wait….you aren’t that guy in Winger. 

No.  Not ever.  Not ever, ever.  If you wear Shape Ups on the links, prepare for the amount of ‘Fore’s yelled in your direction to increase exponentially.  

No.  Not ever.  Not ever, ever.  If you wear Shape Ups on the links, prepare for the amount of ‘Fore’s yelled in your direction to increase exponentially.